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Well, would've been perfect if our boyfriends were there.
So, we're driving to the YWCA and I decide to tell Lita 'bout Kate. Two weeks ago, Kate got drunk and slept with a guy. The guy, Elliot, was the person Lita pined after in high school and a couple years of college. She reacted about how I feared she would. Driving down the street, luckily no one was behind us and she slammed on her brakes and looked at me with a 'What?!' I nod and she pulls over. This guy sees this and walks through his yard and taps on the window asking if everything was ok. Being he was on my side, I nod and say to him 'We're fine.' He looks at Lita and repeats himself and she cracks the window slightly and says that yes, everything is ok, thanks. But he persists. He wants to know what happened. Lita informs him she just got some shocking news. Guy: What happened? Lita: Friends of ours were mixing and they're people we never thought would mix. Guy: Did they sleep together? Lita: Maybe Bunny: there was drinking involved. Guy: Oh *nod* *looks at me* You like pussy, don't you. Bunny: o_o; Guy: You like pussy, don't you? Bunny: What? Guy: *looks to Lita* You like pussy, don't you? And Bunny looks at Lita with a look that says 'wtf is this guy?' Lita: We've got somewhere to be, bye *drive off, end scene* So guys are assholes. And pervs. Of course, driving off and at the pool, we thought of 100 witty retorts to that. I wish I had my knife to whip out and just scare the pissant off. But noooooo I had to take my knife out of my purse so I wouldn't be scary at Mike's wedding. So 'Leo' is in my purse again. So we went swimming for about three hours, I suffered in the hot tub twice, the steamroom and the sauna before going to dinner. Swimming was great but it'd cost 9 bucks to get a pass for me to go. Luckily they just let me in for free. Dinner was great. Chinese buffet and it was extra good. Getting rice and Buddy comes up, looks at the rice and takes my plate and gets new rice. And it was so good. The movie was hilarious too. Johnny Depp was great. It was so much fun. ^_^ And now I must do my hiar to get ready for Harry Potter. :: +Memory :: Share :: 2 replies :: Reply |